NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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