How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
that's an acceptable place to lick
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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