Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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