he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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