you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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