Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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