Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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