We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
vagina is talking i cant
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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