ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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