i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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