I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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