No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Randomize
