i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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