You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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