Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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