Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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