Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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