K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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