For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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