If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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