Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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