Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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