so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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