soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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