Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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