strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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