sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Randomize
