Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize