her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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