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i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Congratulations! We have a period
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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