He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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