Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
