would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
How's work?
Spinning.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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