That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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