is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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