She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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