i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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