What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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