we're blogging at a bar
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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