it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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