it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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