Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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