Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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