Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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