the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need help removing her.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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