YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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