The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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