You made me cry and you don't even care
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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