Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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