what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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