the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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