i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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