I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I got her a Nickelback box set.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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