was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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