if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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