I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
